1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No. My Master doesnt want people to get suspicious

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? My Master doesnt allow me feelings

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My Master says thats a cissy question

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Mailman

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Yes and they are already after you

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU Be FRIEND OF YOU? I´ll shoot myself and hang my head above the chimney

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. But where is that damn soul ?

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP ? If I was up to some surge of adrenalin, I´d watch Slumber Party Massacre II

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? French fries

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? The Master suggests to shredder your inwards

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? The Dark side does not hire suckers

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate. Im a simple person

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Did I hit ?

15. RED OR PINK? Red

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I like puppys

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Sauron, Snape (Sucker !), Darth Vader, Voldemort, Damien - we miss you people !<3

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Both white. I rob and murdered Forrest Gump

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Forrest Gumps chocolates

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Wailing. Damn, youre a toughie Gump !

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Pink. Inwards

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Lavender. Im such a girl

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I dont phone. Im getting summoned

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU? Of course. Dark Mark buddys love each other ! Dont we

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Prey running away

27. HAIR COLOR? They are not blond

28. EYE COLOR? Painted black

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS ? Yes. Glases too often crashed while the Master basted me

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Pancakes. Dont expect the Dark Side to live healthy

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Dont you dare using the H-word !

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Slumber Party Massacre

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Colorful. Rainbow Bride rulez. Okay, Master rulez more

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Winter ? Sun is messing my aristocretic, pale skin

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Punch

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? A hug from the Master for being a crime on mankind

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Its one of those "How to" books. I wont say more. You wont like it

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The dumpest question in tagging history

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Bestiality porn. Joke, weather channel. Joke, bestiality porn of course

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Silence

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? BEATLES. Yoko - the master is waiting for your report

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Leaving ? The ? Houuuse ? Its dangerous out there !

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Pffft. Nothing big - let people ex- and implode, destroying landscapes with firebreath, make people pee in their pants -
Im a newbie you now.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Not in northwick, england

47.- and now i tag: Here you go !